Wedding guest book

As part of the wedding, a guest book was also created, which we would like to reproduce here:

Surname	What is your relationship to the bride and groom?	Wishes for the bride and groom	What will the bride and groom be doing in 10 years?	Which of the two wears the “pants”?
Silke, Olaf and Tim		Always a KöPi in the fridge (can also be this “noble substance”) Always have a Camembert in the fridge for baking	Children's service in the Free Evangelical Church	Joerg. Or?
Jürgen and Rainer	After the scandalous revelations at the wedding reception, we deny any relationship with the bride and groom	That none of the wedding guests reveal Tina and Jörg’s past to anyone	Show the children the censored video of the wedding ceremony	With Tina’s seduction skills, this is obvious
Beate and Ingrid “Pi”	Study friends/colleagues (experienced our studies together, suffered through them, cocktailed through them, danced through them, cooked through them, …)	something different: “just” good luck	Jörg raises the children and successfully works in his profession (always this double burden), while Martina is promoted to the board of directors of Hypovereinsbank (long live emancipation!)	Hopefully a “third” in the future, then both will have nothing to say
Ute and Dietmar	Cousin and husband	A loving and respectful future and a successful wedding night	With wheat beer, Sauerland Bockwurst (with mustard) and brass music in a fine rib shirt and leather trousers, Jörg gets Martina the pattern for the dirndl	Is the balance
Joka	Confux, flatmate, best man	No after-effects from excessive drinking in the future either	Jöhe is CEO of a renowned consulting firm. In Tina's case, I am not yet sure	Joerg!
Astrid and Andreas	“No RISK, no Fun” and the CV	The classics!?!	Tina dresses the four daughters as “Munich Kindl”. Jörg prepares the four sons for the yodeling competition	The lederhosen?
Grandma Elly and Aunt Friedchen	Grandma and Aunt	Good luck	Great blessing of children	both
Rainer and Helmut	Friends, for Tina 3 1/2 years fellow sufferers	Only one wedding in a lifetime More than three children	Looking after children Manage assets, I hope with me	Everything I write here can only be wrong
Margot and Claus	Legal: Parents of the groom. Very positive relationship with the bride	Everything we were able to experience together	Hopefully everything it wishes for today	Hopefully both, each “party” in “its” way
Anja and Magnus	We have been drinking a glass or two of beer together for decades	In principle, we hope that you reach the theoretical goal of 13 children in the next 10 years (see the following question). Otherwise, you should always have a case of beer in the house (when we come to visit)	Jörg will be completely occupied with his 13 children, mumbling to himself. Tina will then have to worry about her career. She should not forget that money is not everything in life: you also need real estate and fixed-interest securities	Mrs Hecker, of course, since Mr Hecker prefers light clothing and an apron
Rev. Klaus Honermann	In the past, we would have said: Like a shepherd to his sheep. Today: We sometimes fax and have fun doing it	Growing with talents; holding each other's hands even at 70 and... coping well with crises and growing from them; always inviting the "silent" partner	Apart from making a good impression: hopefully enjoying the child, working on the computer (or having it done), visiting the parents and having a good party	Always the one who is not wearing a skirt or dress, in other words: it all depends on the day
Ulrike and Benjamin	Nice meetings with Beate, Ingrid & Co. during Tina's time in Bielefeld. Benjamin has an indirect relationship with the bride and groom	Good luck, four children, lots of travel and above all lots of fun (if you can have that in Munich)	Supervising four children in Lederhosen and Dirndls and preparing them for the Bavarian Abitur	Most of the time both wear trousers (Martina rarely wears skirts)
Kati and Gerd	Tina and Jörg are brilliant friends! You are always welcome and given a warm welcome. Keep it up and let's stay friends.	Stay as you are. We wish you all the best!	Whether with or without offspring: They both definitely have two feet on the ground in life.	Who sews the “pants” is probably easier to answer
Irmel and Heinz	Random relationship	A private S-Bahn line where you can unexpectedly meet (now) relatives A horde of little “Bazis” to enlarge family gatherings	The two are still waiting for the positive decision on their Bavarian naturalization application in the beer garden with white sausages and pretzels	today: Jörg
Silvia, Markus and Eva-Maria	We blackmail them	Five children who are as cheeky as the Hecker frog	Look after children because they no longer dare to go anywhere with their spoiled cheeks	The children
Anne and Volker	Fellow student, fraternity brother and grateful subject of Hecker's jokes; roommate, newbie to skiing, exotic appendage from the Siberian border -> friends	That the wedding candle does not burn too often (priest := house blessing hangs crooked) That there is no shortage of topics to talk about and of course… babies!	Tina manages the real estate department of Deutsche Bank Jörg is teleworking at home and takes care of his children (and those of his brother?) loudly and lovingly.	Volker would like to say “Jörg”, but Anne (in the spirit of modern dialectical society) of course says “both”
Jochen “Jooocheeen”	Martina's college friend (shared suffering at Alpmann-Schmidt in Bielefeld)	Qualification for the Champions League	If everything goes perfectly, they will celebrate their silver wedding anniversary (“Time flew by…”)	As “real Bavarians” it looks like this: Jörg wears the trousers (= Lederhosen), Martina wears a Dirndl, of course.
Ninni and Anke	Niece and aunt	All the best and love	Looking after children	wait
Katharina and Ulrich	Flatmates of Jörch, friends of Tina and joerg.hecker	Stay as uncomplicated as you are. Visit us in Mahlberg. Don't be too hard on us for not being able to get a deposit sorted.	Thinking back to today with joy, vacation in Greenland, (still) a somewhat satisfied impression.	Tina the going-out pants, Jörg the spending pants.
Petra, Stephan “Wheat” and Max	Friends, met in the association	Such an exciting married life as the relationship was when you decided to get married.	Two small corners have been added; now you live in another big international city and think back to the wonderful time in Munich.	Tina (said Stephan)
Heike, Klaus “Dunky” and Franziska	My name is Franziska, I don't know the bride and groom (yet), but Mom and Dad are getting good food here.	I hope for your sake that I will have a new playmate the next time I come back.	The same as today: partying, eating, drinking and playing a lot with myself.	I think Jörg, Martina is wearing a dress today. But she still has the “say”
Helga and Heinz	Parents of the bride	May imagination and love be given to you every day.	Hopefully still together	both
Gabriele “Gabsi” and Klaus “Mausi”	Jörg and Mausi are fraternity brothers	Only the very best	Looking after children	At the time of the groom
Birgit and Ralf	School friends	Good luck, lots of children and all the best	Looking after children and drinking wheat	It is difficult to say for sure, as both of them are stubborn!
Bianka and Claus	cousin	Love, passion, children and lots of “interest”	Enjoy life, be happy and become rich	definitely Martina
Nane and Wolfgang “Shorty”	Boys, girlfriend of the beer son and Tina's sister-in-law	see greeting card	Discuss piercings and platform shoes or other fashion stuff with the children	She
Gerlind and Pit	good, very tight	Many little children who delight your heart (and the school)	Think about what you can do afterwards	(unfortunately unreadable)
Petra and Ralf	Tina and I (Petra) attended dry legal lectures and less dry university parties together at Bielefeld University	Lots of snow in winter for skiing holidays and always good travel (in the snow, in life and in general)	Sitting in a ski hut and having fun	Today it's definitely Jörg, but in the future we are sure that you will make all important decisions together... right?!
Claudia and Christian “Crifi”	old drinking buddies	Health, children and a beautiful life	still walk around in traditional costume	Jöhe lets Tina wear the pants
Kathrin “Chick” and Thomas	Tina's friend and fellow student (I know Jörg too). I only know Kathrin	It couldn't be expressed better than it was in the sermon: Everything! Everything that's possible.	Wearing Lederhosen and saying “Jo mei” Tina skis. Jörg too, but Tina is finally better Tina has driven the Hypobank into ruin and is fleeing to South America. Jörg visits her from time to time, but covers his tracks (via online)	both – we are both wearing leather trousers
Nanne and Christoph	Sponsors (by Jörg)	May the mutual sparkle in our eyes – unique today – not fade even after about 30 years.	move to Münster!	It depends on the situation.
Ulrike and Frank	Favorite brother-in-law / brother-in-law Maybe – Almost – Someday – Schwipp – Sister-in-law	many little nephews and nieces for the uncle free guest rooms during Oktoberfest Happiness, health and well-chilled pilsner for the future	Hire your dear uncle to babysit the kids while your maybe – almost – someday – drunk – sister-in-law is taken to the Oktoberfest	(Editor's note: At this point both names are mentioned multiple times in different manuscripts, all crossed out) Tina, because she is the woman and therefore much smarter
Nicole and Michael	friendly	lots of love, happiness, health and everything you need	Be as happy as you are today and toast to happiness.	Definitely “Jörg” today, but Tina is probably wearing “panties”.
Eva and Klaus	Maid of honour and friends	Your wishes, even the most secret ones, should come true. We personally wish you health, happiness and patience with one another, and to top it all off, children.	Jörg will be brought to some important city by “headhunters” – Tina will hopefully move with the children, take care of “house and yard”, remember her youth and have countless jobs, simply indispensable.	Definitely Jörg, because Tina has changed in the last few years, but Jörg hasn't.

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Wedding guest book

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